“Should I still ask Kris if I should get married to Ms.Councilor?”

“Why is Kris making a fool out of me?”

“Why do i speak like Josh (Kris’ kid)?”

“Why am I still single?”

“What are these concepts in economics again?”

“If I were president, what should I spend on first?
a. a wig?
b. new glasses that does not look like Ninoy’s?
c. shoes and clothing for Kris’ tapings?
d. presidency lessons from AHEAD or MSA?”

This is actually my one request to Noynoy

To paraphrase a line from Forrest Gump, “Run! Noynoy! Run!”

But here’s a question for LPGD, you can probably ask other candidates question number 1 and they’d probably give a non-answer. None of them would own up to the fact that they are not playing with a full deck.

No one in his or her right mind would want to be President of the Philippines.

If I had to lead this country, I would probably lead it as a super dictator of sorts.

The truth is, some Filipinos don’t deserve the democratic freedoms that they have.

Free speech for, instance, is wasted on people who open their mouths before they actually think.

The right to suffrage is wasted on people who will vote for the likes of Noynoy, Chiz, and others.

Freedom of assembly is an absolute waste for those who rally against stuff like Charter Change, when in fact they are rallying for another cause all together.

Name a right under the Philippine Constitution (which most Filipinos purportedly love) and I can think of a way that it has been used rather poorly.

you’re nasty. : )

your second batch of questions should be used as a standard test for all political candidates.

*Am I willing to be open-minded about possible solutions, and judge them on substance, not the source?
*Am I prepared to demand accountability from myself and my team?
*Can I withstand the public scrutiny?

And then, the ones that actually came to my mind first, since this is Ignoy we’re talking about:

*Wut’s a platform?
*How many fingers am I holding up?
*Can I have some more gravy?
*Does this look infected to you?
*Does this dress make me look fat?
*Can I get a Diet Coke with that?
*Discernment’s in Pasay, right? Near Mall of Asia?
*What should I do, Kris?